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Thursday, 25 September 2008

The End is Nigh... STILL!

After the scientists behind the Hadron Collider failed to destroy the world, I thought "what have I got to look forward to now?". I then heard that the machine was broken, probably due to gremlins, fundamentalists , or fundamentalist gremlins . Now the end of the world has been put off until at least next spring. I have the feeling it will break again, or just wont destroy the universe like it's supposed to (the madder the scientist, the more flawed the designs).

The world has been prophesised to end in 2012, with the rollover of the Mayan calendar. I too believe 2012 to be the year that Yaldabaoths creation is destroyed, however the Mayans have nothing to do about it...

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We won't even reach the rollover. At roughly June 2012, I predict that the end of the world will co-incide with Big Brother UK 13! I believe this because, here in the west, the number 13 is seen as negative. Big Brother is also negative - The creation of 'celebrities' from the countrys most retarded has to be the work of the antichrist. My other reasons... I don't need another reason to believe! If thousands can fear the end from the LHC, which is baseless (especially when the fundies who believe it have different prophesies concerning the end), I surely have the right to attempt to add to the climate of fear with my more realistic theory!?

I dunno... I'm pretty much blogging for the sake of blogging...

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