Tinsleworm!

Bill Bailey has a dvd coming out 10th November (Same day as Family Guy 7) here in the UK. Heres an audio clip from an audience member at one of the shows:

Rap-rock is still cool - I don't care what anyone else says!

Korn's Johnathan Davis has teamed up with Jim Root (Slipknot/Stone Sour) to cover Lil Wayne and T-Pain's 'Get Money'. It's available for download at JD's site. I think it's awesome. Hopefully it could help inspire someone to try to perfect the whole rap-metal thing (I have faith that it could be done... just don't mention Limp Bitchshit reforming)

Top Ten Metal Cover Versions!

Everyone knows I love cover versions. Heres my top ten covers by metal bands:

10. Korn/Xzibit: Fight the Power

9. Children of Bodom: Oops I did it again (Britney Spears)

8. Northern Kings: We Don't Need Another Hero (Tina Turner)

7. Arsis: Gangstas Paradise (Coolio)

6. In Flames: Land of Confusion (Genesis)

5. Killswitch Egange: Holy Diver (Dio)

4. Children of Bodom: Bed of Nails (Alice Cooper)

3. Cradle of Filth: Devil Woman (Cliff Richard)

2. Dispatched: The Final Countdown (Europe)

1. Throwdown: Baby Got Back (Sir Mixalot)

Other notable covers (not all metal) you should look for are: 'This is Halloween' (Marilyn Manson), Temptation (Cradle of Filth), 'Gimme Gimme Gimme' (Sinergy), 'Ghost Riders in the Sky' (Children of Bodom), 'Land of Confusion' (Disturbed), 'Master of Puppets' (Trivium), 'Light My Fire' (Amorphis), 'Loosing My Religion' (Graveworm), 'My Heart Will Go On' (New Found Glory), 'Express Yourself' (Stretch Armstrong), 'Get This Party Started' (Stretch Armstrong), 'Umbrella' (All Time Low), 'Gin & Juice' (Hot Rod Circuit), ...

Thats Gangsta...

Artas have covered Coolio's classic "Gangstas Paradise" on their new album 'The Healing. The track is up on their myspace.

As a bonus, here's the cover by one of my fave groups Ten Masked Men

The Evil Jim Carey!

I recently heard of Jason Rouse; a stand up comedian with a love for metal and being tasteless. I thought 'Awesome!', so I checked him out.

I'm not a fan... Ok, I had only his websites videos and Youtube to go buy, but I was dissapointed.

However...

Check out his awesome video of him being Chad Kroueger (that poodle headed retard from Nickleback) http://www.jasonrouse.com/home.html (go to the videos page and click on Star TV: wannabe)

Kung Fu Kids vs Dad

Super Iron-Fist kombat EX

Youtube is awesome... Fighting games are awesome... Gamers with too much time on their hands... awesome!

"Real" Tekken:


"real" Street Fighter:


"Real" Mortal Kombat:

G is for Gangsta

This is one of the best things I have ever seen!

The cure for blindness...

Fed up of that porno killing your eyesight? Not liking your palms being so furry? Well the guys at Diesel have solved your problems:


Diesel SFW XXX - Watch more free videos

The End is Nigh... STILL!

After the scientists behind the Hadron Collider failed to destroy the world, I thought "what have I got to look forward to now?". I then heard that the machine was broken, probably due to gremlins, fundamentalists , or fundamentalist gremlins . Now the end of the world has been put off until at least next spring. I have the feeling it will break again, or just wont destroy the universe like it's supposed to (the madder the scientist, the more flawed the designs).

The world has been prophesised to end in 2012, with the rollover of the Mayan calendar. I too believe 2012 to be the year that Yaldabaoths creation is destroyed, however the Mayans have nothing to do about it...

(Produced by automatic drawing)

We won't even reach the rollover. At roughly June 2012, I predict that the end of the world will co-incide with Big Brother UK 13! I believe this because, here in the west, the number 13 is seen as negative. Big Brother is also negative - The creation of 'celebrities' from the countrys most retarded has to be the work of the antichrist. My other reasons... I don't need another reason to believe! If thousands can fear the end from the LHC, which is baseless (especially when the fundies who believe it have different prophesies concerning the end), I surely have the right to attempt to add to the climate of fear with my more realistic theory!?

I dunno... I'm pretty much blogging for the sake of blogging...

Saw 5 is coming!

...and the first scene has been released for us to stain our briefs over:



Doesn't it look cool!? I think so anyway. However, how long until the series goes downhill?

As a bonus, here are some other Saw related youtube vids:

Lego Saw:


Jigsaws End:


Saw Parody (the best one!):

Latin-Jazz-Metal!

For my first post, I thought I'd share one of the coolest things I have recently found:

Combo De La Muerte - Tropical Steel

This album is the shizznit! Anyone who knows me well knows I'm a sucker for metal-related cover versions - and this album rocks my socks. It's perfect for a summer party (shame our short summer has come and gone). How could anyone not dance to this?

Tracks:

1. Projecto Satanico

2. Breaking the Law (Judas Priest)

3. South of Heaven (Slayer)

4. I Wanna Be Somebody (W.A.S.P.)

5. Peace Sells (Megadeth)

6. Venganza Del Infierno

7. Mama I'm Coming Home (Ozzy Osbourne)

8. Wrathchild (Iron Maiden)

9. Collection By Blood (Dismember)

10. Te Gusta El Metal

11. Highway to Hell (AC/DC)

12. Pull the Plug (Death)

13. Eat the Rich (Motorhead)

14. Levantate Joven Guerrero

15. Defender (Manowar)

16. Power and Glory (Saxon)

17. Come to the Sabbath (Mercyful Fate)

18. Black Sabbath (Black Sabbath)

19. Triunfo Final

20. You Suffer (Bonus Track) (Napalm Death)

Damn thats good! My personal fave: Highway to Hell is enough to get anyone jumping. However, I know records like this arent for everyone, so you might want to download first; so here's the link to rapidshare: http://rapidshare.com/files/145200210/CDLM-TS.rar